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*The golem makes no further sounds, staring straight ahead. It then after a minute repeats what it last tried to say “How can I help you?”*
*Stares at it.*
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*Continues to stare.* Excuse me, what? I have never seen a robot like this before. *Approaches the golem and taps it.* Are you made of metal!?
I found it in my closet. I didn’t think I still had it. *raises a eyebrow at her* Wait, I look like? What were you gonna say? *grins* Cat got your tongue~?
*Scowls at her viciously, ruffled. * Nothing. I wasn’t going to say anything at all. W-why did you have one in your closet anyways!?
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*Violently shoves everything off her desk in one fell swoop with a completely blank face—blank except for her twitching eye.*
KATIE, CLAW HER F*CKING EYES OUT!
YES MA’AM! I—
… Wait … I just got this weird deja vu…
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…CHARLES!! DON’T LET HER TOUCH ME!
Kind of a stupid shoe to walk in. You can sit there if you like. *shrugs* I was just wondering what you were doing.
*Huffs.* Yes, I know now…I’m not…used to travelling long distances on foot. *Blinks and leans back a bit, fanning herself.* Er, thank you. I’m not doing anything but resting! I’m not here to sabotage your crops or whatever.
Regal, hm? Thank you! [reaches up and touches her tiara with a smile] Yes! A castle! It’s really gorgeous and I love living there~♥ [nods] Well, it is a kingdom! Of course there’s a castle! And a prince and princess too♥
*Smiles a little—which turns into a lot as she describes it.* Really now? A castle? You…live in this castle? *Eyes light up as she continues to talk—she beams.* …Are you the princess!?
[frowns slightly, confused, but nods with a smile] I’ll take that as a compliment! [eyes brighten] Yes! This is the lovely kingdom Selphia! For what reason have you found yourself here? Want a tour? I can show you the castle or Porcoline’s restaurant or anywhere… [shakes her head] Oh! I’m rambling! Sorry!
Yeah, you should. Kind of…hm. *Eyes her tiara.* Regal. Oh, good—so I’m not lost. Well, I was going on a trip to purchase some ores for my assistant…but…heh, why not look around? *Blinks.* Did you say castle? There’s a castle here?
maliceious said: *Freezes when she hears someone approaching.* !! *Struggles to pull her shoes back on.* Hello—who’s there!? Property!? Whose property!!
*blinks* Mine. You’re on my property. What are you doing?
Er—*Looks around.* Right…this is a farm, you’re a farmer… *Purses her lips* I was just sitting for a second—my feet hurt, see. *Points at them and her unfortunate choice in footwear.*
((psst, may I have permission to send alice out to people? I need to use this lady more!))
